Chemistry Test

Enjoy my chemistry questions:

R=0.0821 L*atm/(mol*K) = 8.314 J/(mol*K)

For ammonia: a=4.17 atm*L²/mol² and b=0.0371 L/mol.

1. A dentist suspects his assistant bought the wrong kind of anesthetic. After checking the tanks in storage (where the gas is kept at STP), he found the density to be 1.98 g/L. Find the molecular weight of the gas using the ideal gas equation to confirm his suspicions that he has laughing gas (N₂O).
   
   
   
2. Carbon tetrachloride is a toxic greenhouse gas. For kicks and giggles, calculate the average speed of the molecules in a sealed flask of carbon tetrachloride at 200^oC.
   
   
   
   
3. Egads! The Pepsi factory in Chernobyl is gonna blow! There were 600. kg of carbonic acid in the soda there, and if it all decomposes into carbon dioxide, we will have an environmental nightmare. Find the volume of CO₂ that will enter the atmosphere to help your team of environmental scientists combat the disaster before it’s too late. Assume the warm Ukrainian summer creates STP conditions.
   
   
   
   
4. The environmental scientists have failed to stop the disaster, but hope is not lost! You have to provide enough evidence to shut down the Hummer division of General Motors. A Hummer can drive about 12 miles on one gallon of petrol. Assuming 220. grams of octane (C₈H₁₈) are combusted in 12 miles, calculate the volume of oxygen used by one gallon of gasoline in a Hummer. Assume the test is at STP.



5. In a special garage, Ozzy Osbourne stores a special mixture of gas for use during concert special effects. In this mixture, nitrogen molecules have an average speed of 800. m/s. An unknown gas used in “Crazy Train” has an average speed of 120. m/s at the same temperature. What is the molecular weight of the Crazy Train gas?

6. Due to allegations of sexual harassment, your French maid is suing you. Part of the evidence to support her case is an ammonia solution consisting of 17.56 grams of ammonia under 12.000 atmospheres of pressure in a 2.000 L bottle. To save your hide you have to somehow prove that the temperature of the room was not exactly 10.00^oC.
   
   
   
   
7. Your teenage daughter is dating Dave Mustaine of Megadeth. You must be thinking, “Dammit, where did I go wrong?” Have no fear, for Ronnie James Dio is here. He offered to rescue her by slicing Mustaine’s head off with his warrior sword from “Holy Diver.” After some careful persuasion, you convinced him to capture Mustaine and lock him up in a pressure chamber for which only you have the controls. Right now, Mustaine is shivering at STP. What say we crank up the temperature to 50^oC? Find the pressure that Megadeth’s guitarist will have to handle.

Almost verbatim copying Marc

Round two of 1-pokemon play. The Adventures of Ron Paul and Shelby Lindley have ended. Now it's a carbon copy of Marc's quest.

The Adventures of WTFwww and OOPS!!!





My starting lineup: a kakuna, a metapod, and a squirtle
I got the metapod just in case I couldn't successfully capture a kakuna, cuz Frank has a habit of killing them all


My bitter rival...

If you've followed Marc's exploits, you'll know how I do this with kakuna.
Well I'll outline it again:
Step 1: Go to Viridian Forest and find a wild kakuna or metapod
Step 2: Autofire A and fastforward until harden (30/30) becomes harden (0/30)
If fighting another trainer, skip to step 6
Step 3: Continue autofiring until enemy kakuna is dead
Step 4: Repeat until your kakuna is low on hp
Step 5: Rest at pokecenter and repeat steps 1-2
Step 6: Find enemy trainer
Step 7: Autofire A and fastforward until enemy is defeated
Step 8: Autofire B if kakuna wants to evolve


Owned.

An interesting thing happened in Viridian Forest when I tried to fight an enemy trainer.
If you're familiar with Struggle (00/00<-0 divided by 0 = infinity) there is a recoil, which is such a bitch
It made the following possible:

It has never happened to me ever before.

Notice my OOPS!!!!!!! is dead...
He's like a suicide bomber


But luckily, after spending literally all of my Viridian Forest winnings on potions, and after using up those eight potions, I defeated the Pewter gym:


Yay! Now I can buy a few more potions...
How the hell am I supposed to make it through mount moon and the cerulean gym???

Mission accomplished

Well, everyone, in just a few days, my journey has made lots of progress.

I defeated Erika in the Celadon Caucus.



Then I single-handedly liberated the world of Team Rocket.
Quite an accomplishment.



Giovanni didn't realize my internet fame brought me success.

Lance says it all

Anyways...

Stupid Giovanni rubbing it in that he's VP

Wow, as if it wasn't enough, he had to insult me...

Of course, I eventually defeated him, winning Super Tuesday and securing my position as Republican candidate


Obama debated me along the way...


The NBC Debate, Obama vs. Paul

So polite, Barack. That must be why you're so popular.

Oh, Barack, how can you forget, I always visit graves of Iraq veterans.

Here he goes insulting me again....


Honestly, I can't tell who got defeated. Since Shelby isn't dead, I guess I won, but that would mean it's a miracle.


Hooray! It really is a miracle! Ron Paul has won!!

RON PAUL IS THE NEW PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
In his dreams...

1-Pokemon Play

Copying Marc with a 1-Pokemon play. I chose Pidgey on Red Version.

Yeeah Ron Paul!! He has no chance of winning, so I named my boy after him.

GASP my rival, Barack Obama

I named Charmander after an Obama girl, Liv, and I'm keeping her so she can use cut and stuff. I named my pidgey Shelby after the RP girl that sang that song:

Thanks to the RP girls, I have great fame! Check it out!


Yeeah, she recognized me!

Before the Pewter City Primaries, I stopped by Viridian Forest to do some campaigning.


I owned him in the polls.

In Viridian City, I promised a man I would give a package to Oak.



As you can see, I'm good to my word.



Here I am engaged in a debate with Misty on foreign policy issues during the Cerluean City Caucus.


Ooh, how I despise my rival Obama. His popularity surpasses my own, and he lets me know it.



He's rubbing it in that he's owning me in the polls. Even Huckabee is beating me!

Well I struck back my attending the debate on the S.S. Anne despite not being invited. Security threw me out... :-(


Keep fighting, Shelby!!