Almost verbatim copying Marc

Round two of 1-pokemon play. The Adventures of Ron Paul and Shelby Lindley have ended. Now it's a carbon copy of Marc's quest.

The Adventures of WTFwww and OOPS!!!





My starting lineup: a kakuna, a metapod, and a squirtle
I got the metapod just in case I couldn't successfully capture a kakuna, cuz Frank has a habit of killing them all


My bitter rival...

If you've followed Marc's exploits, you'll know how I do this with kakuna.
Well I'll outline it again:
Step 1: Go to Viridian Forest and find a wild kakuna or metapod
Step 2: Autofire A and fastforward until harden (30/30) becomes harden (0/30)
If fighting another trainer, skip to step 6
Step 3: Continue autofiring until enemy kakuna is dead
Step 4: Repeat until your kakuna is low on hp
Step 5: Rest at pokecenter and repeat steps 1-2
Step 6: Find enemy trainer
Step 7: Autofire A and fastforward until enemy is defeated
Step 8: Autofire B if kakuna wants to evolve


Owned.

An interesting thing happened in Viridian Forest when I tried to fight an enemy trainer.
If you're familiar with Struggle (00/00<-0 divided by 0 = infinity) there is a recoil, which is such a bitch
It made the following possible:

It has never happened to me ever before.

Notice my OOPS!!!!!!! is dead...
He's like a suicide bomber


But luckily, after spending literally all of my Viridian Forest winnings on potions, and after using up those eight potions, I defeated the Pewter gym:


Yay! Now I can buy a few more potions...
How the hell am I supposed to make it through mount moon and the cerulean gym???