Mission accomplished

Well, everyone, in just a few days, my journey has made lots of progress.

I defeated Erika in the Celadon Caucus.



Then I single-handedly liberated the world of Team Rocket.
Quite an accomplishment.



Giovanni didn't realize my internet fame brought me success.

Lance says it all

Anyways...

Stupid Giovanni rubbing it in that he's VP

Wow, as if it wasn't enough, he had to insult me...

Of course, I eventually defeated him, winning Super Tuesday and securing my position as Republican candidate


Obama debated me along the way...


The NBC Debate, Obama vs. Paul

So polite, Barack. That must be why you're so popular.

Oh, Barack, how can you forget, I always visit graves of Iraq veterans.

Here he goes insulting me again....


Honestly, I can't tell who got defeated. Since Shelby isn't dead, I guess I won, but that would mean it's a miracle.


Hooray! It really is a miracle! Ron Paul has won!!

RON PAUL IS THE NEW PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
In his dreams...