Evil and Ignorance!!

I can post this with confidence that very few people will read this. Unless I ask them, unless they're a good friend of mine, and unless they're a troll, nobody will read it. That's how I justify my candor.

I HATE THAT WHINY BITCH SO MUCH
I want to smack jayne with a hammer, and not the cartoonish kind, but the real kind you get in a hardware store

My reason for hating her so much: she is CORRUPTING andrea into her OWN image
Andrea used to be my favorite freshman and I wanted her to become my protege. I wanted to train her and mold her into my image, except I wanted her to be better than me at everything she does.
TOO LATE
jayne beat me to it. Andrea is becoming a jayne clone. She was always better than jayne. But at this rate she's going to decline.

Reasons jayne is a terrible influence:

• She whines more than anyone over the age 9. I seriously haven't seen anyone whine so much since 4th grade. Whenever I tell her to shut up, she cries to V, "MR V PRIYAM IS BEING MEAN TO ME" Fuck, bitch, shut up! Stop being immature.
  
• She's judgmental. She will groan the most at others' errors.
• She's a hypocrite. She groans at others' errors but she makes more errors than anyone. She yells at people who complain about rehearsal, when she doesn't like jazz any more than they do, she just wants to show off her leadership position.
  
• She's pretentious. She acts like since she's studying music, she has a better ear than anyone and she has more expertise than anyone. She acts like she's superior when in fact she sucks.
• She's too fucking loud
• She thinks she's the funniest person ever. She makes vulgar references to almost everything and often spits out interjections like "PISS!" and "BALLS!" She thinks she's funnier than Eddie Izzard.
• She sucks at trumpet. She's terrible, absolutely terrible. Tim Song fucking owns her.
• She kisses ass so much she rivals chrissy petty.
• She's an attention whore and can't stand when someone isn't looking at or listening to her.

That's all I have for now because, thank god, she's only in wind ensemble with me. I feel terrible for Alex for having to deal with that nonsense every day.
So here are examples of Andrea being corrupted:

• She tags along with jayne
• Katy C tags along with Andrea and by transitive property tags along with jayne
• this is bad because Katy C is another of my favorite freshmen and she shows more potential than even Andrea, and if she gets corrupted, it'll be a TRAGEDY
• She thinks jayne is funny
• Anyone who thinks she's funny can't be in the right mind
• She's groaning as much as jayne
• Annoying and wrong
• She doesn't give the music the respect it deserves
• She was snickering with jayne through the Roy Haynes concert, which is just terrible.
  
• She doesn't like Alex for trying to convince her that jayne is a bad influence
• This REALLY pisses me off. My former favorite freshman dislikes one of my best friends just because he was trying to show her the truth. UNACCEPTABLE.

This must be stopped. Justin is leaving and we're graduating. Adam is the only competent one left, and as soon as he's gone, a clone of jayne will be in charge of the trumpet section. The glory that we saw as freshmen will be no more. The section will have nothing to aspire to. Their best musician and section leader will be an obnoxious douche. This cannot continue.

Some ways to maybe whittle at her influence:

• Convince Andrea that jayne is evil
• Didn't work when Alex tried it, and that's the easiest way. If I can just get some other people to agree, like Ryan and Mark...
  
• Train Francisco so he's better than andrea by junior year
• This will be fucking hard and damn near impossible.
• Get other trumpet players to challenge her.
• Unfortunately, the one who's in the best position to challenge jayne is andrea, which will not happen. Maybe Dustin?

That's all I have so far.
God help us.