More fair comparison

I can't go to HMC prefrosh because it's the first two days back from school, and that'd suck. I wish they planned it better...
Still, I feel compelled to, in light of more information, reconsider yet again.
Pros of Caltech:

• The name--I'll get better jobs and grad school opportunities
• The location--Pasadena has lots of character, very unique
• The housing--Houses instead of dorms, lots and lots of character, strong unity
• The research--research programs encouraged for literally all students
• The size--small so I'll know almost everyone
• The pranks--fun stuff
• The building--even more fun stuff

Pros of HMC:

• The location--Claremont is gorgeous and HMC is adjacent to other schools
• The consortium--great classes in pure sciences and liberal arts at other schools
• The profs--Mudd profs are education-driven
  
• The housing--guaranteed, with some of culture in each
• The music--CS prof Keller owns at trumpet
• The research--research programs encouraged for upperclassmen
• The name--HMC is recognized as a serious undergrad school
• The bread--College would be $40K cheaper

Cons of Caltech:

• The chicks--they really weren't exaggerating
• The difficulty--I can't get below a 3.0!!!!
• The music--the director is better than A but still...
• The profs--except for FEYNMAN, they're mostly research-oriented and not really that helpful
  

Cons of HMC:

• The name--nobody knows it outside of jobs and stuff
  
• The peers--half of them have the merit scholarship, but nearly all Techers qualified
  
• The pranks--not as many
  

That's all for now... Goddamn I hate being indecisive